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Hey guys, 
Sorry I haven’t written a blog in a while, I haven’t had much time lately, but right now I’m on a plane and I have a little time, so here are some updates. I was planning on featuring in Providence, Rhode Island on August 23 but my trip was cancelled, hopefully they will reschedule for September sometime, however, right now I’m not getting my hopes up. 
On another note, my website is up and running, and doing pretty well if you guys missed out on the promotional gift I was giving away for new members, the good news is I will be running the promo again next month! for those of you who haven’t received yours yet, some were mailed and some will be mailed out when I get home from this trip. 
I am headed to Sacramento right now to visit my mom, as some of you know she was having some issues with her heart, and although the doctors say everything is fine, I tend to over think things a little so I’m going home for a visit. I’m sure I’ll be making up for lost time while I am there with a couple of my tattoo artists, I will be getting some new ink in my left arm by Brandon Brocamonte, and I will be getting some more color put into the large piece I have on my ribcage by KR Rossi. If you are in Sacramento or the surrounding areas you should stop in and check them out at Fallen Angel Tattoo on Auburn blvd.
I am spending the day with my parents today when I land, and tomorrow morning I leave for San Francisco for a little work and play I will be there Friday for sure and possibly Saturday, depending on how things go on Friday. I will be in SF with my girlfriend Brooklyn Evans, so its safe to say there will be quite a few pictures on my twitter! After that I head back to Sacramento for a few more days to catch up with friends and relatives, and also to shoot pictures with the always incredible Gary Roberts (twitter.com/grstudio) for my 2012 calendar, and some great website content. After that, it’s back to La La land for me! If you are local to the sf area feel free to shoot me an email, Brooklyn and I will be making appearances over the weekend. 
Xoxo,
Emily

Something fun!

Hey friends so my website finally launched and I am so happy with the way it turned out!!! I am so glad to share everything I have been working so hard on with all of you! Tomorrow I am going to give everyone that signs up for my site a sexy pair of my panties and a personalized picture of me wearing them…. How does that sound? so tomorrow go sign up for my website http://www.emilysplayground.com tomorrow between 9am and midnight PST for your personalized gift! I also want to know who you members want to see me shooting scenes with, and what kind of fantasies you guys have. Please leave feedback on this blog post, or send me an email through my website.

xoxo,
Emily

Laundry and other randomness

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Wow, being stoned at the laundry mat makes laundry so much more interesting… Especially if you’re sitting on the washer during the spin cycle. Not kidding You may be wondering to yourself “self, why does Emily Parker have to go to the laundry mat?” and there are a couple different answers to that question. 
1. Yes, I have a house keeper but I am so particular about the way my laundry is done, and I don’t want to have to murder someone for putting red panties in with the whites. 
2. This answer hurts to say, but I have a beautiful, black, side by side front loading laundry set that I do not get to use….. Because they’re rotting in storage. That’s right. Storage. My apartment is too small, and because of that I am subjected to the laundry mat like everyone else, it hurts. Lol. 
Yes these are the ramblings of a stoner at the laundry mat…..
The laundry mat is always a series of weird, unpleasant experiences for me. Last time I was stuck next to a chatty foreign woman whom I could barely understand, and she kept trying to feed me pretzels… Not kidding. When i repeatedly told her “No thank you” she would look at me with a puzzled look on her face every time. Today I am stuck by a guy who either smells like farts, or keeps farting. Fuck. 
In other news, starting Wednesday I’m getting the rest of my cosmetic dental work finished, but It’s going to take longer than a day, and I’m going to be in an incredible amount of pain for a while, and when I’m in pain I tend to be pretty antisocial. Sooooooo, I’m giving you guys a heads up before I do another disappearing act, nice of me, right?  
Anyway, for those of you who haven’t checked out my website, shame on you! Lol. Go check it out, I’ve poured my heart, soul, and vagina into this project, and its finally here! http://www.emilysplayground.com
Later bitches xoxoxo

New news, and good news!

So how many of you are ready to see me feature dance?!?!?! I’m so ready to get this show on the road! I’ve been getting my costumes together, and the ones I’ve gotten so far are super sexy! I would love for you guys to leave me feedback in a comment and let me know which kind of fantasy costumes you like best, because I want to make you all happy.
I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve been around, but good news! I’m getting ready to start shooting again in June, I’m so excited!
Alright, here’s the most exciting news ever though… wait for it….. wait for it…. My website has officially launched! I’m so excited to finally be able to share my hot sexy fantasies with you all, and let everyone get to know me a little better! Go check out the one and only official Emily Parker website and let me know what you think! xoxoxo

A little info about what’s been going on…

So as many of you know, I haven’t been shooting any scenes lately because I’ve been so sick off and on, and just feeling like crap in general. It has literally been going on for about a year and a half now, I was shooting scenes throughout that time, but def feeling like crap, so I stopped shooting because I don’t want to look miserable on set, when I should be loving it. I spent thousands of dollars on getting all kinds of blood tests and exams done and out of all the doctors I saw, I still had no answers, so I was kind of freaking out thinking I had some incurable disease… I was sick and throwing up literally all the time, getting weird acne breakouts all over my face, and getting random infections, and my hair was even falling out!

On top of all that shit, last year had to be the hardest year of my life by far… I found out that my real dad had died right before I even knew he existed. I was encouraged to look for him just so I could ask him if any weird illnesses run in his side of the family. I was really hesitant to look for him at first, then I got kinda hopeful and excited. ….but I was a little too late, and it really upset me. Don’t get me wrong, the dad who raised me is incredible and such a hero for stepping up and raising a kid who wasn’t even his… from diapers to graduation he was there, and I love and appreciate him so much for that. The whole thing with the death of my real dad was kinda just the icing atop a very shitty cake… I went to go meet the grandparents I never knew about. I met my Japanese grandmother, and now I understand why I am the only brunette in my entire family! lol. It was so strange going into his room and looking around I learned a lot about where some of my likes came from. He plays guitar like me, he has brown curly hair like me, and he was a rocker. Everyone who knew him loved him and said he had a heart of gold, and I was crushed to know that I missed out on having him in my life. I took one hit after the next last year and it was hard to struggle through all of it being sick.

Anyway sorry for rambling! After being on every different medication, and antibiotic imagineable, I finally went to go see a natural doctor (who, by the way was a lesbian and repeatedly complimented my boobs… super awesome!) and she asked me if I was currently taking birth control, to which I replied FUCK YES! haha. She told me to talk to my doctor about a different birth control. I went to see the doctor and he was shocked at the pills I was originally given. He told me that these pills were for older women who needed a lot of estrogen, and for women who have already had kids. He told me that all of the sickness etc I had been experiencing was from these pills I have been taking for TWO FUCKING YEARS!!! He gave me a new prescription and I have already been feeling better! I have way more energy during the day, and my skin looks incredible SOoooo for those of you who have been patiently waiting for me to get healthy and start shooting again I will be back in the game soon!

In the meantime I have been working on things that I was too busy to work on before. My website will be here soon and I have been working on that, I’ve been working on eliminating anything that causes stress, that includes other people and their drama. I barely have enough energy to deal with my own issues, and I learned that having negative people in my life, weather their problems have to do with me or not just adds to my load and before you know it, I’m dealing with other peoples issues. I have been working out like a mad man so I can make a sexy new entrance when I get back to work, and overall I’ve just been looking out for number one, and learling to love myself, and to accept the things I can’t change. Sorry if this was all too much info… but so many of you have been asking what’s going on with my health and why I dissappear from twitter for weeks on end sometimes and this seemed like the easiest way to answer everyones questions. Thank you all for your concern, love and support!

xoxoxoxo

a little Q&A just because I love my twitter followers xoxo

• @SchmitOnTwit -have you ever read something and had that sick damn wish I wrote that feeling.

  No, I do however read biographies that are super boring, and it makes me want to tell my story from start to finish, because my story is pretty interesting but it’s just getting started!

• @jame5s -outside of work what do u like for fun

  I honestly don’t do much at all… I do the regular stuff like stay in and watch movies, clean the house, working out, going to the beach, hanging out with girlfriends… but the things I really enjoy doing on rare occasions is going to the batting cages, bowling, laser tag etc… I’m easy going

• @GiantoftheBay -how did you fall into adult ent???

  it’s an interesting story actually, and kind of a long one! I was a virgin when I was 19 but I really wanted to have sex with this guy in my college guitar class… sooooo… I went to a strip club to try out amateur night and see how I felt about being naked in front or people. Anyway I found out I was a total freak and loved being naked in front of people, so I went and had sex at a swingers club in San Francisco and had sex in front of people and that was it… I was totally sold on having sex in front of people it really turns me on, especially the whole vouyerism part of it. Fun.
  
  

• @Bluball -would you have sex with a fan, if he wanted to?

  Probably not just anyone, but I am def considering having a “Fuck a Fan” contest on my website once it launches, so keep an eye out for that!
  
  

• @Wilulio -whats your idea of a good time?

  it actually doesn’t take much to make me a happy camper Pizza and a movie… you can never go wrong! I love doing anything that involves being around friends in a laid back setting (not going to clubs). I love spending time working out during the day, and on an ideal day I would love to chill at a Korean spa with my girls I also love having a reason to dress up… sometimes I dress in lingerie just to clean my house because it makes me happy on some stupid level that I can’t explain, lol! I’m just a good time girl and I love making the people around me happy too!

• @sogaduch -What’s your favourite Tat that you have? and why-

  I love love love all of my tattoos, but I would have to say my wings on my back are my favorite just because they are the most sentimental. I started seeing people getting wing pieces on their backs just because it has become trendy, which kind of pisses me off because I get type cast and thrown into the same “trend” group. I lived with my family until I was 19 years old and I was raised in some wacky religion which really oppressed me and finally I said “fuck it” and I just left and did my own thing. My favorite song in the world it “Free Bird” so I got my wings for that reason… I was now a free bird and I was going to do everything that I was ever held back from doing, and I couldn’t be happier. “I’m as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change”.

  

Welcome 2011

Hey guys, sorry it’s been a little while since I’ve made a blog post, I’ve been so busy lately, but thankfully I’ve been spending less time in Vegas! I am so excited that my website http://www.emilysplayground.com is about to launch, it’s been a long time coming (three years to be exact) but it was definitely worth the wait. I am really pleased with the way it turned out, my webmaster was great at capturing my personality and personal style and it looks absolutely beautiful. I can’t wait for the official launch, you guys will be able to get to know me on a whole new level since my website is all about me and my interests. I am also in the process of putting my store together where you will be able to find lots of goodies like my used lingerie, shoes, toys, autographed dvd’s and personalized 8×10’s and lots more.  I have a lot of other exciting plans as far as work is concerned, but before I let the cat out of the bag I have to make sure it’s all actually going to go according to plan… I would hate to disappoint anyone.

On another note, I moved into a new house a few weeks ago and I absolutely love my new neighborhood! I’m so much closer to a lot of cool places than when I lived in my house on the hill. I really miss having a secluded house with giant windows, but my new neighborhood is so convenient, I am literally five minutes from everything! In addition to my new house I’ve made a number of new positive changes this year, both mental and physical. I’m taking more “me” time and listening to my body, and doing only what I think is best for me. I’m taking time to relax and learning to not take everything so seriously. I’ve also weeded out a lot of the negativity from my life, and being thankful for every positive thing that comes my way, and learning that I can’t control everything and that I can’t fix other peoples’ problems. I’m really looking forward to seeing how big a difference a few minor changes will make.

Xoxo,

Emily Parker